A few months ago Bravo took a lovely holiday on the Costa Blanca. One evening, we visited Cheekys Nightclub where we got a bit squiffy on Ouzo, proceeded to get rather excited by a Barry White track and slow danced with a waiter called Carlos. We returned, refreshed, satisfied, though perhaps feeling a bit queasy of a morning. Then, BAM!, we spawned a son. We named him, after his grandfather on his mother’s side, Bravo 2.

Like all first-borns this new offspring has a penchant for fighting, football, racing and looking down ladies' tops. A chip off the old block if you will. And this bouncing baby boy will be crammed to the hilt with tons of Bravo favourites, including UFC, Football Italia and Gazzetta, World Series of Poker, Catfight, Laid Bare, World’s Most Amazing Videos, ace crime and action movies, FIA GT, Crime Business and a great deal more.